Pedrole
Member
The fables of Frost: Episode I
It was a cold, cold, Monday on the 13th of August, 2000. A baby boy was born into the world. His parents called Him Frost, referencing the ice storm in Nebraska that hit the day he was born.
From that day on, Frost’s parents swore that they would make Him the #1 ranked chad by feeding Him the raw animal diet. He would be fed raw steaks, raw milk, and raw organs. His intelligence developed quickly and with fortitude, being able to solve complex problems designed for 8 year olds at just 4 and a half. The raw diet was unequivocally working. Soon, It was time for Frost to attend school, so he could learned how to be enslaved by employment. His parents only sent Him so that he could get the halo effect from mogging the other young children in His class to gandy, giving Him the halo effect, which would prove useful later in His life. In the second grade, Frost was reading and writing at an 8th grade level, which had Him placed into the gifter learners program. Soon, a small Nebraska-based child development startup took an interest in the case of Frost, starting a study on the effects of raw meat on the human diet. For months, researchers would. analyze Frost’s diet, take samples of his gut microbiome, and conduct cognitive-performance-based tests. After 7 months of research, the scientists saw a clear and direct correlation between the consumption of raw meat and intelligence quotient (IQ) However, mossad asset Yael Shelbia caught wind of this study, and just 1 day after the study was officially published, all 67 researchers from the study all killed themselves after realeasing a critical group suicide note explaining that they falsified all results, expressing their guilts before ultimately ending their lives. Frost’s entire world had been turned upside down. One day, He was a scientific child prodigy, and the next, discredited, defamed, de glorified. Soon after that, both of Frost’s parents unfortunately passed away in a rabbi-involved incident at a local hooters. Highschool was rough for Frost. He completely abandoned the raw meat movement, eating like just another normie with no nutritional sense. He was introverted and felt like an outcast, with nobody to talk to…
One day, as Frost was taking out the trash, He noticed a suspicious note on his front door.. It read
‘ I know the truth about the scientific study and who silenced it… I have the answers you need…
-Sverige. ‘
Frost was utterly confused by this note. Who would do such a thing? Was it one of the foids from his highschool making fun of him? Or perhaps, just perhaps, was this ‘Sverige’ guy someone who really knew the answers Frost had been looking for his whole life…
That night, after 6 brutal hours of school and another 3 brutal hours of basketball practice, Frost entered the name ‘Sverige’ into his laptop. He clicked the first link He saw, which took Him to some grunge music forum. There, He saw a user with the name ‘Sverige’ posting about his affection for punk music, runescape, and sunstaring. Surely this couldn’t be the same Sverige from the note.. right? Hesitantly, Frost sent ‘Sverige’ an online message through the forum
‘ Hello.. Not sure if I’m messaging the right guy, but I saw a note on My door, saying that you may have the answers I’m looking for?’
The response from Sverige was immediate, like he was waiting at the computer for Frost’s message, constantly refreshing the page..
‘ Hello Frost. Yes, It is me, and I do have the answers You are looking for.. Meet me at the Synagogue beside the hooters where your parents died tomorrow at 5pm..’
Surely enough, like clockwork, Frost showed up at the Synagogue beside the hooters at exactly 5pm. He looked left, then right, then left again, but saw nobody, nothing but the sun, a Synagogue, a hooters, and an underground tunnel for miles. Had He been punked? Suddenly, He saw the sun descending from above Him, as it shifted into a human form. There it was He saw Sverige for the first time.. the man who had the answers
volume 2 coming soon…..
Please bump and e-transfer me money if you liked this story so I can save for LL
It was a cold, cold, Monday on the 13th of August, 2000. A baby boy was born into the world. His parents called Him Frost, referencing the ice storm in Nebraska that hit the day he was born.
From that day on, Frost’s parents swore that they would make Him the #1 ranked chad by feeding Him the raw animal diet. He would be fed raw steaks, raw milk, and raw organs. His intelligence developed quickly and with fortitude, being able to solve complex problems designed for 8 year olds at just 4 and a half. The raw diet was unequivocally working. Soon, It was time for Frost to attend school, so he could learned how to be enslaved by employment. His parents only sent Him so that he could get the halo effect from mogging the other young children in His class to gandy, giving Him the halo effect, which would prove useful later in His life. In the second grade, Frost was reading and writing at an 8th grade level, which had Him placed into the gifter learners program. Soon, a small Nebraska-based child development startup took an interest in the case of Frost, starting a study on the effects of raw meat on the human diet. For months, researchers would. analyze Frost’s diet, take samples of his gut microbiome, and conduct cognitive-performance-based tests. After 7 months of research, the scientists saw a clear and direct correlation between the consumption of raw meat and intelligence quotient (IQ) However, mossad asset Yael Shelbia caught wind of this study, and just 1 day after the study was officially published, all 67 researchers from the study all killed themselves after realeasing a critical group suicide note explaining that they falsified all results, expressing their guilts before ultimately ending their lives. Frost’s entire world had been turned upside down. One day, He was a scientific child prodigy, and the next, discredited, defamed, de glorified. Soon after that, both of Frost’s parents unfortunately passed away in a rabbi-involved incident at a local hooters. Highschool was rough for Frost. He completely abandoned the raw meat movement, eating like just another normie with no nutritional sense. He was introverted and felt like an outcast, with nobody to talk to…
One day, as Frost was taking out the trash, He noticed a suspicious note on his front door.. It read
‘ I know the truth about the scientific study and who silenced it… I have the answers you need…
-Sverige. ‘
Frost was utterly confused by this note. Who would do such a thing? Was it one of the foids from his highschool making fun of him? Or perhaps, just perhaps, was this ‘Sverige’ guy someone who really knew the answers Frost had been looking for his whole life…
That night, after 6 brutal hours of school and another 3 brutal hours of basketball practice, Frost entered the name ‘Sverige’ into his laptop. He clicked the first link He saw, which took Him to some grunge music forum. There, He saw a user with the name ‘Sverige’ posting about his affection for punk music, runescape, and sunstaring. Surely this couldn’t be the same Sverige from the note.. right? Hesitantly, Frost sent ‘Sverige’ an online message through the forum
‘ Hello.. Not sure if I’m messaging the right guy, but I saw a note on My door, saying that you may have the answers I’m looking for?’
The response from Sverige was immediate, like he was waiting at the computer for Frost’s message, constantly refreshing the page..
‘ Hello Frost. Yes, It is me, and I do have the answers You are looking for.. Meet me at the Synagogue beside the hooters where your parents died tomorrow at 5pm..’
Surely enough, like clockwork, Frost showed up at the Synagogue beside the hooters at exactly 5pm. He looked left, then right, then left again, but saw nobody, nothing but the sun, a Synagogue, a hooters, and an underground tunnel for miles. Had He been punked? Suddenly, He saw the sun descending from above Him, as it shifted into a human form. There it was He saw Sverige for the first time.. the man who had the answers
volume 2 coming soon…..
Please bump and e-transfer me money if you liked this story so I can save for LL
