Sub3 gook ascends GTFIH!!!

Pedrole

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One day, a day like any other day,
@inyerta
was on his way to college. It was his first day but he wasn't very excited, you see
@inyerta
was a sub human gook chink hybrid and had just discovered bp on tiktom. He had watched many edits on bonesmashing which he tried, hoping to ascend but he was instead hit with the harsh reality: its over, he is too much of a framecell voicecell to ever escape truecelldom. With this new knowledge he opened the door to the lecture hall and what he had learned about lookism and hypergamy was imidiately confirmed.
At the door opening stood Chad Thundercock, he was atleast 2 feet taller and was a gigachad but the worst part wasnt that he didnt even notice
@inyerta
's unremarkable presence, the worst part was who was standing next to him, stacy,
@inyerta
's crush from highschool. She giggled when she saw him and then turned back to chad who had a much more pleasant face to look at.
That night
@inyerta
had become determined, he would improve his looks and finally ascend to a mtn. He made an account on this weird forum he found called org. From that day on he would stand up against the oppresive mobrule of the chads and show everyone that he too could be a contender, an achiever.
Next part: Inyerta discovers peptides and zygopulling
 
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