Any way to get rhino without parents knowing (muslimcels GTFIH)

[neooni]

My parents are giga bluepilled Muslims who don't think looks matter and obviously because I'm their son believe me to be a top tier chad (jfl) my African looking nose descends me by at least 2 psl points (my mum has a thin Caucasian nose but dad had to give me a bulbous potatoe nose) in Islam it's haram to surgerymaxx and all of that so is there any way to convince them that my new nose came from an

injury or something lol